Wow, haven't posted since May 21st. m'o'm
Guess I better do a post before Pedro goes bald! XD
Anyways, my friend's hair aside, how-dee-doo! It's been a while since I met you!
Let's drink to our acquaintanceship, and watch the sun set and the moon rise!
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Okay, enough of that.
Now, what should I write about?
I don't have any continuation for that Sonic/Macross 7 fanfic, but I'm thinking of it.
All of my roleplays keep getting in the way.
I already told you about my characters, (well, some of them at least), so you don't need to hear about that again...
Hmmm...I had an idea, but...what was it again?
OH YEAH!
I was going to tell you about our cats! For this time, I'll tell you about...Shiro. Let's do this story-book format, shall we? (Camara pans out)
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A Day in the Life of the Shiro.
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'I am pretty. I am gorgeous, in fact. So, why is it that whenever I try to go outside, I'm always carried back in? After all, I wash the dirt off of my paws all the time. I'm a very clean cat. So, why am I kept from doing what I love most? Bathing in the road.'
A white persian wearing a pink bell-collar paced back and forth outside, thinking of earlier that day. And the day before that. And the day before that as well! Ever since she'd started, she'd been dragged away from the nice, warm road.
In fact, just the other day, when she'd been enjoying herself, the youngest of the Humans that lived in her house had dragged her in and handed her to the middle child, then taken off, leaving the door wide open. Angered by the lack of attention the middle child was giving her due to some strange lights on the black box high above her, she'd tried to pull away, and finally slashed the girl, making her cry out in pain and let her go. She'd quickly hidden in the laundry room and didn't come out until she was sure it was safe.
"Oh, but why? Why must they always be so cruel to me?" She lamented, stopping her pacing and sitting beside the large seat.
"Oh, shut up." A grumpy voice said, making her look up. "You get all the food you want, all the attention, and all the love you need. Gosh, you're as bad as that Cali, if not worse." A short-haired calico-tabby's head peeked over the side, her intense green eyes reflecting the persian's beautiful features.
"Oh. Crab." The Persian said, looking away. She'd never cared to look at that rough, crabby, mean cat that thought she owned the area. "What are you doing here, interrupting my precious, private thoughts?"
"Thoughts?" Crab scoffed. "Shiro, you must be deaf. You were speaking aloud, not thinking." She rolled over on her side, bored of this conversation already.
"...Alright, interrupting my precious, pri-" Shiro started, but a large, male cat came over. "...Oh, Little Boy."
Little Boy gagged. "Oh, pu-leaze! Shiro, don't call me that stupid, useless name that the Humans gave me." He walked closer, looking at both the girls. "So, what're you two babes doing here all alone? Why don't we...go somewhere...and have some fun? In fact, let's do it right here, right now." He said, moving closer to Shiro. A paw swung down and hit him in the face, claws bared. "Owww! CRAB!"
Crab looked down at him, an expression of annoyance and distaste on her face. "Get lost, go find your boyfriend." She said, jumping down from the seat. "Or, just go find Jewel. I think she's in heat again anyway, that skank."
Shiro gasped. "Crab, don't say such a thing! Oh, my poor, precious, delicate ears!" She kneeled down, as if trying to hide in the grass.
"Good grief. Hey, I think the Humans are going somewhere!" Crab said, and Shiro quickly looked up to find nothing.
"Crab, that wasn't very nice!" Little Boy said, getting up on the seat and settling down comfortably. "And anyways, you'd be the same way as Jewel, if you weren't spayed." He said, resting his head on his large paws, looking down at her.
"Keh!" Crab said, then walked off, her tail held high. "And proud of it, you perv!"
Shiro sighed and walked over to the Human door. "Let me in! I want inside! I'm hungry!" She said, but when no one replied at first, she scratched the door ("Oh, my delicate paws!") and someone finally opened it, the eldest female Human. The mother.
Little Boy watched as she went in, then shrugged and went off to find the kittens.
Inside, Shiro was greeted with love and attention. Maybe, Crab was right. Maybe she did get all the attention she needed. But, she still wished that she would be allowed to do what she wanted.
She left her public and went inside to eat, where she ran into - Cali.
Cali, who'd always been her rival when it came to cuteness. And now, she was eating her food! Ohhhhh, the horror! Well, it would have to come to this. She pushed ahead and shoved the Calico aside, then started to eat. Mission accomplished.
"Hey!" Cali said, offended. "Help! Help! She broke my paw! She broke my paw!" At her laments, although it wasn't understandable by the Humans, her Human had quickly gone over to see what was the matter. Once safely nestled in her arms, she forgot all about her unbroken paw and melted.
Shiro watched for a bit, then continued to eat. At least this way, Cali wasn't in her way. Suddenly, a new enemy arrived! Crab had come for her food now! Oh, so cruel! Why must the world be so cruel!
"Move aside, you pig in cat's fur." Crab said, smacking her aside and taking the food. "It's not just your food."
"Kitty!" Crab's Human said, walking over to her. "Bad! Ohhh, Shiro~!" She said, scooping her up and nestling her in her arms.
"Shi-ro-wo-wo-wo-wo~!" The middle child said, coming up behind Crab's Human, as if from the very shadows. "Are you okay?"
"Good grief." Crab mumbled, then continued to eat. "I only pushed you aside. You know what? I'm done here." She said, leaving the food and walking past them, leaving the two fluff-brains alone.
"Good." Shiro said, then wriggled out of Crab's Human's grasp, returning to her food. Then, once she was full, she wandered off and went to sleep on the couch, right between two Humans. Another day finished.
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There. Shiro may or may not be a Persian, I have no clue, really. Anyways, that's my post for today.
Until we meet again, I salute you!
Anyways, my friend's hair aside, how-dee-doo! It's been a while since I met you!
Let's drink to our acquaintanceship, and watch the sun set and the moon rise!
----
Okay, enough of that.
Now, what should I write about?
I don't have any continuation for that Sonic/Macross 7 fanfic, but I'm thinking of it.
All of my roleplays keep getting in the way.
I already told you about my characters, (well, some of them at least), so you don't need to hear about that again...
Hmmm...I had an idea, but...what was it again?
OH YEAH!
I was going to tell you about our cats! For this time, I'll tell you about...Shiro. Let's do this story-book format, shall we? (Camara pans out)
---
A Day in the Life of the Shiro.
---
'I am pretty. I am gorgeous, in fact. So, why is it that whenever I try to go outside, I'm always carried back in? After all, I wash the dirt off of my paws all the time. I'm a very clean cat. So, why am I kept from doing what I love most? Bathing in the road.'
A white persian wearing a pink bell-collar paced back and forth outside, thinking of earlier that day. And the day before that. And the day before that as well! Ever since she'd started, she'd been dragged away from the nice, warm road.
In fact, just the other day, when she'd been enjoying herself, the youngest of the Humans that lived in her house had dragged her in and handed her to the middle child, then taken off, leaving the door wide open. Angered by the lack of attention the middle child was giving her due to some strange lights on the black box high above her, she'd tried to pull away, and finally slashed the girl, making her cry out in pain and let her go. She'd quickly hidden in the laundry room and didn't come out until she was sure it was safe.
"Oh, but why? Why must they always be so cruel to me?" She lamented, stopping her pacing and sitting beside the large seat.
"Oh, shut up." A grumpy voice said, making her look up. "You get all the food you want, all the attention, and all the love you need. Gosh, you're as bad as that Cali, if not worse." A short-haired calico-tabby's head peeked over the side, her intense green eyes reflecting the persian's beautiful features.
"Oh. Crab." The Persian said, looking away. She'd never cared to look at that rough, crabby, mean cat that thought she owned the area. "What are you doing here, interrupting my precious, private thoughts?"
"Thoughts?" Crab scoffed. "Shiro, you must be deaf. You were speaking aloud, not thinking." She rolled over on her side, bored of this conversation already.
"...Alright, interrupting my precious, pri-" Shiro started, but a large, male cat came over. "...Oh, Little Boy."
Little Boy gagged. "Oh, pu-leaze! Shiro, don't call me that stupid, useless name that the Humans gave me." He walked closer, looking at both the girls. "So, what're you two babes doing here all alone? Why don't we...go somewhere...and have some fun? In fact, let's do it right here, right now." He said, moving closer to Shiro. A paw swung down and hit him in the face, claws bared. "Owww! CRAB!"
Crab looked down at him, an expression of annoyance and distaste on her face. "Get lost, go find your boyfriend." She said, jumping down from the seat. "Or, just go find Jewel. I think she's in heat again anyway, that skank."
Shiro gasped. "Crab, don't say such a thing! Oh, my poor, precious, delicate ears!" She kneeled down, as if trying to hide in the grass.
"Good grief. Hey, I think the Humans are going somewhere!" Crab said, and Shiro quickly looked up to find nothing.
"Crab, that wasn't very nice!" Little Boy said, getting up on the seat and settling down comfortably. "And anyways, you'd be the same way as Jewel, if you weren't spayed." He said, resting his head on his large paws, looking down at her.
"Keh!" Crab said, then walked off, her tail held high. "And proud of it, you perv!"
Shiro sighed and walked over to the Human door. "Let me in! I want inside! I'm hungry!" She said, but when no one replied at first, she scratched the door ("Oh, my delicate paws!") and someone finally opened it, the eldest female Human. The mother.
Little Boy watched as she went in, then shrugged and went off to find the kittens.
Inside, Shiro was greeted with love and attention. Maybe, Crab was right. Maybe she did get all the attention she needed. But, she still wished that she would be allowed to do what she wanted.
She left her public and went inside to eat, where she ran into - Cali.
Cali, who'd always been her rival when it came to cuteness. And now, she was eating her food! Ohhhhh, the horror! Well, it would have to come to this. She pushed ahead and shoved the Calico aside, then started to eat. Mission accomplished.
"Hey!" Cali said, offended. "Help! Help! She broke my paw! She broke my paw!" At her laments, although it wasn't understandable by the Humans, her Human had quickly gone over to see what was the matter. Once safely nestled in her arms, she forgot all about her unbroken paw and melted.
Shiro watched for a bit, then continued to eat. At least this way, Cali wasn't in her way. Suddenly, a new enemy arrived! Crab had come for her food now! Oh, so cruel! Why must the world be so cruel!
"Move aside, you pig in cat's fur." Crab said, smacking her aside and taking the food. "It's not just your food."
"Kitty!" Crab's Human said, walking over to her. "Bad! Ohhh, Shiro~!" She said, scooping her up and nestling her in her arms.
"Shi-ro-wo-wo-wo-wo~!" The middle child said, coming up behind Crab's Human, as if from the very shadows. "Are you okay?"
"Good grief." Crab mumbled, then continued to eat. "I only pushed you aside. You know what? I'm done here." She said, leaving the food and walking past them, leaving the two fluff-brains alone.
"Good." Shiro said, then wriggled out of Crab's Human's grasp, returning to her food. Then, once she was full, she wandered off and went to sleep on the couch, right between two Humans. Another day finished.
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There. Shiro may or may not be a Persian, I have no clue, really. Anyways, that's my post for today.
Until we meet again, I salute you!
posted by The Big T | 8:56 PM
4 Comments:
For the record, Cali is not Persian. She and Shiro are both Domestic Longhair... which means "mutt" type cat with natural style long hair. Little Boy (Shiro's brother) and Crab (usually called "Kitty", unrelated to the other cats) are both Domestic Shorthair.
Jewel, a stray in our yard, is a younger sister of Shiro and Little Boy. Their mother, Ginger, was a stray who would go through off and on tame and wild periods. Shiro and Little Boy were born in our kitchen cupboard during one of her tame periods. Jewel was born in our garage. She hangs around the yard, coming in the house to eat when she thinks no one is looking, and seems to like people, but so far no one has been able to make physical contact with her.
peace
PS How long is it going to take you to log on and correct the spelling of Pedro's name?
I just did. At least he didn't see yet, eh? XD
What was wrong with my name? O.o You know, some people call me 'Peter.'.. so no problem with that if it's easier.
lol. You know...cats are my favorite animals..always have been... But I'm allergic to them :'(
The story was interesting, you should put some photos of the cats in the same way you put photos of your characters...
What? yes I know its time consuming... huh? yeah..I know your RPG requires most of your online time but.... too much work? well... ok ok... you win..no photos.
Anyway, thanks, I really anjoyed AND missed your posts!
Later! Aaaahh I'm late for work!
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